A bar located in Kylertown, Pennsylvania. The bar is packed on Saturday nights with men and women who are usually dressed in camouflage attire. The majority of the people do not have high school diplomas and the women have attitudes like Naomi Campbell, but the looks of a wildebeest. It's always a good time, good food, and good music.
Hey Larry, wanna hit up Cooney's tonight?
Ya dude, I haven't got laid in a while.
Alright cool, we'll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.
Ya dude, I haven't got laid in a while.
Alright cool, we'll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.
by CoryB35 January 2, 2011
A guy with an extremely large vagina who is butthurt about everything in life. He fakes everything. Someone who is jealous about his 6th grade crush. A kid who loves attention whenever he can get it and adores pizza, would shove his face in it when he gets the chance. Also he lives on the roof with his family.
Ricky: I'm gonna go to the pizzeria to get pizza then jump off a roof to get attention.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.
by grumpy dog March 10, 2017
the act of being whipped, one that is whipped, one whose girlfriend has tied a rope around his testicles and drags him around to which he freely and enjoyably follows
by smegma man and you an asshole February 27, 2009
A yellow to light-skin African American;Resembling the yellowish color under the tail of a raccoon's ass.(Commonly used in Louisiana, Texas, and other southern states)
by Dr. Fapenstien Ph.D, MD July 2, 2011
by Brogan a nigerian bush women April 15, 2008
Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.
by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014