The tattoo one man gets of another man. The term originates from rapper Wale's tattoo of football player Chris Cooley. When someone gets a Cooley Tat they are gay.
Dude 1: "Ah man, I woke up last night and I had a tattoo."
Dude 2: "Oh shit, is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger? You got a Cooley Tat and you know what that means!"
Dude 1: "Shit, I guess I'm a raving homo."
Dude 2: "Oh shit, is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger? You got a Cooley Tat and you know what that means!"
Dude 1: "Shit, I guess I'm a raving homo."
by WalesGay February 23, 2010
one of the best tight ends in the NFL who plays for the Washington Redskins. Chris Cooley typically owns anyone who covers him and his hair is sweet (no homo). He also got with two Redskins cheerleaders before marrying one of them (total baller hes a beast). Chris Cooley is also known as CAPTAIN CHAOS
fan- dude, did you see Cooley tear it up yesterday?
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him
Chris Cooley=Beast
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him
Chris Cooley=Beast
by aoaoao July 18, 2008
by VINNY TUFANO November 2, 2007
nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.
by sc-elliehunt2004 February 8, 2018
A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.
The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”
Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”
Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”
Chris Cooley walks into the room.
Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”
Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”
Chris Cooley walks into the room.
Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
by doucherbagger February 20, 2010
A marshmallow man he looks the part on the outside but he is really just a big bundle of goo breaking down at the slightest of things. Very highly strung and takes thing to heart easily recognisable for his loud war cry of OHHHHHH!!! Will usually be covered in tough stickers.
Who is that tough looking biike over there?
Oh that's DIno Cooley, but he aint no bikie he's like the stay puff marshmallow man. looks the part but is still full of goo.
Oh that's DIno Cooley, but he aint no bikie he's like the stay puff marshmallow man. looks the part but is still full of goo.
by maintenence crew March 13, 2010
function: verb
etymology: eponym coined for Donnell Clyde 'Spade' Cooley, the self-proclaimed King of Western Swing, who is remembered for stomping his (second) wife Ella Mae Evans to death in front of his daughter Melody.
1. to stomp someone to death 2. to stomp on something violently
Usage note: this is also known as the Oklahoma Stomp after his hit single of the same name.
etymology: eponym coined for Donnell Clyde 'Spade' Cooley, the self-proclaimed King of Western Swing, who is remembered for stomping his (second) wife Ella Mae Evans to death in front of his daughter Melody.
1. to stomp someone to death 2. to stomp on something violently
Usage note: this is also known as the Oklahoma Stomp after his hit single of the same name.
If you don't shut up, I am seriously going to Spade Cooley you.
Tina: Rex, are you sure that you put out that cigarette?
Rex: Are you kidding? I Spade Cooley'd the shit out of that thing.
Tina: Rex, are you sure that you put out that cigarette?
Rex: Are you kidding? I Spade Cooley'd the shit out of that thing.
by Alana Post October 13, 2005