Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

PG Cooper's Movie Reviews

A blog written and maintained by PG Cooper and HT Schuyler. The first post premiered on September 9th, 2010. The site features reviews, lists, commentaries, and retrospectives. Visit for thoughts from two insightful movie guys.

PG Cooper's Movie Reviews found at: pgcooper1939.wordpress.com

by PG Cooper May 25, 2011

Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.

Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.

by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004

Cooper's school

The best discord server ever, better than the orgi centre, and Balistic's discord

Person:"Fuck you Finley, your discord server sucks, Cooper's school is the best server"
Finley:"Damn, I have to agree with that

by bigboybiggins February 23, 2021

Coomer's Riposte

Phenomenon where a person has to be subject to Ignominy to make someone else look bad for knowing about NSFW content by name.

In my group chat the other day, my friend tried to make fun of me for knowing a porn actor's name in front of everyone but fell for the Coomer's Riposte.

"How do you know who Mia Khalifa is?"
"Wait, how do YOU know who that is?"

by Hellen Keller Official December 30, 2022

2002 mini cooper s

The biggest piece of shit car ever. Designed by BMW and made by a bunch of drunk brittish fuckheads, this car is sure to cost you way too much money and suck the life out of you.

My 2002 mini cooper s is a piece of dogfuck.

by jovato May 14, 2003

2002 mini cooper s

A nice vehicle designed by BMW. Sure to add a bit of difference to the bland car scene.

by xtc August 4, 2003