When a girl wears a flattering shirt that brings attention to her breasts, and hangs down to cover her fat roll. The term indicates that she purposefully misrepresenting the 'goods'
by texaswordsmith August 19, 2008
Get the Cooking the Booksmug. In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is cooking the books." In front of Old man Perkin's daughter
by joser2001 April 17, 2006
Get the cooking the booksmug. you know you can't be lazy!
never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!
never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!
by Angela(Senko) January 18, 2008
Get the cooking by the bookmug. A female under the age of 18, therfore, off limits to those adults who might be interested in her sexually. (in reference to the internet sensation 'cooking by the book mashup' featuring rapper lil Jon and children's televison show Lazy Town)
by Sasquatch14 January 4, 2009
Get the Cooking by the Bookmug. When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.
For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.
by MathPlus February 25, 2021
Get the Why Trump Cooks the Booksmug. by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021
Get the Cooking the booksmug.