Trixie thought she had been good all year and asked Santa Claus to bring her a puppy for Christmas, but when she woke up Christmas morning and looked in her stocking, all she found was a lump of coal, which she later named Pepper and he became her Pet Coal. She marketed the idea and made a million dollars the following year.
by NonnaK December 24, 2010
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A man that wears more gold than a national treasury, he wears a pink or sometimes red shirt that always is rolled-up, his pants are always rolled-up as well to show his ankles and has his shoes VERY colorful or that may seem expensive but they are not or they are fakes, they always talk differentely than normal people and eat a lot of seeds. OH, and they always wear aviator glasses.
by Newyo January 28, 2022
Get the Cocalar mug.The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."
Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.
Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.
Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"
"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"
"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"
"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"
"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"
by some anime pfp May 5, 2023
Get the Coalposting mug.pronounced cobe-a-li-shus. An adjective used to describe an amazing person that deserves it. They often receive gifts such as cake for their amazingness. Sometimes turkey.
Martin: Yo Gil! You're lookin cobalicious today!
Gilbert: *falls to floor, weeping with joy* THANK YOU! Oh yeah, that cake tasted great. Especially with the turkey.
Gilbert: *falls to floor, weeping with joy* THANK YOU! Oh yeah, that cake tasted great. Especially with the turkey.
by Your friend,Francheska January 28, 2012
Get the Cobalicious mug.a shitty school in firestone, colorado where administration does absolutely nothing and everyone has a nicotine addiction. you're either a white kid who sweats over fortnite or a retard who wears checkered vans and thinks they're on gang shit
Melissa: Hey, do you know what happens at Coal Ridge Middle School?
John: Of course! That's the worst school!
John: Of course! That's the worst school!
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"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
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