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Confucked

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.
by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020
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Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.
This is one confuckered website!
by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003
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confuck

OMG BECKY, YOUR SUCK A CONFUCKER!!
by AWESOMEST BRONY February 4, 2012
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confuckous

A state of chaos, disfunction, and confusion.

(Somebody who causes a Confuckous is know as a confucker or shit disturber)
The fight was a Confuckous! Nobody even knew what was going on.
by Sabre things✌ October 22, 2013
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Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
by emilynashea May 24, 2014
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confucking

confucking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of fucking, or the lack of good fucking.
The confucking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.
by jsquared589 November 17, 2013
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CONFUCK

holy jeez, betty. im sure hankering for a CONFUCK right about now.
by jennyfuck January 16, 2004
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