n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.
Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
by warmbrother October 2, 2014
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"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
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1. Also known as a trailer or mobile home
2. Can Living
3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.
2. Can Living
3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.
Mandi: Yeah, I've been painting my formal dining room, formal breakfast nook, formal living area, the den, and the like to my new home in the gated community.
Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!
Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!
Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!
Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!
Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!
Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!
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