condolence boner 

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

condolence boner by Blue- White Colonel March 22, 2016

Condolence-A's 

n. The better grades a person receives in school after having a death in the family.

I got straight condolence-A's from all my professors when my father died the day before finals.

Condolence-A's by Ryan Betye March 26, 2010

congrolances 

Portmanteau of congratulations and condolences, used when replying to some good news that also has a downside.

"My loan finalized, I feel like I want to vomit"
"Congrolances!"

congrolances by Airenimenir April 15, 2021