Communicate

That thing that people in healthy relationships supposedly do.

Chris- “Man, I really wish my girlfriend would just communicate and tell me what’s going on.”

John- “Is that even possible?”

by Chief of Words June 17, 2020

ex-communicate

(verb) (action): to take your partner's mobile (cell-phone) and change a few of the digits on their ex's phone number.

Example 1: Katrina - "Ha! He won't be able to send her a text any more, I did an ex-communicate while he was in the shower."

Example 2:
Tash - "Hey, Deb, I just got a call from James - he's wondering why you won't answer your messages or calls"
Deb - "I haven't got any from him, what's he talking about?"
Tash - "He says he's been trying to get in touch with you for weeks - he wants to apologise"
Deb - "Hahaha, that insecure bitch Katrina must have done an ex-communicate!"

by UncoGirl July 10, 2006

failure to communicate

failure to communicate (n)

Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.

husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."

This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.

by wakingpain October 28, 2006

face-communicate

communicating to one another via the internet using facebook.

"Have you heard from them since we last face-communicated."

by Julie West March 13, 2009

netflix and communicate

Let's watch a movie while talking about how much we would rather be having sex

Me and Lexi had to Netflix and communicate because her parents came home early

by Kd35coker May 26, 2016

De-Communicate

To not talk to one. To block communication.

Damn, i realy want to de-communicate hung.

by Nick DeMarco1471 January 26, 2009

failure to communicate

Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.

Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.

by PTL April 26, 2006