Four Fifths Commish

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"

Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast

by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

outta commish

When one has had to much to drink, and can no longer function on their own.

Oh shit Raquel is outta commish, again..

by Lindsay M February 19, 2008

Corrupt Commish

This sums up any corrupt fantasy football commissioner. They are typically few and far between but when you have one, you'll know. They usually always win and have suspect trades go through every season.

"man K-dub is such a corrupt commish, I don't even want to try anymore".

"Yeah man, probably the most corrupt commish I know is K-dub".

by Taco714 October 21, 2019

Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

by nikwax February 21, 2009

Free the commish ya herddd

Infamous Shane Jordan Horsley is the commish free him till it’s backwards one of the realest on this earth ya herddd meee

Free the commish ya herddddd

by The commish November 27, 2021

the commish

The act of tucking your penis between your legs a'la {Silence of the Lambs or more recently Clerks 2 and making it look like you have a mangina instead of male bits.

~So suddenly, the shot cuts back to Jay and he's bustin' the commish and I seriously almost fell out of my chair.

~My girlfriend hates it when I bust out the commish right after having sex. I think its hilarious but it kinda freaks her out.

by MarcosMarcos September 14, 2008

Commisar Karens

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!

The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020