The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius
Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
by endlessnameless February 2, 2010
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The discrimination of African Americans by Skin tone in their own community, usually subconsciously done, as most Blacks dont realize they're doing it until some dumb rapper or famous person makes a stupid untrue statement about darker toned women.
Perpetuated during slavery and by the media which seems to suggest lighter skin females to be of a higher stance than darker ones.
Perpetuated by rappers who often show more lighter skinned women in videos and hardly any darker ones.
Perpetuated by some Black men who treat lighter skinned females in a higher regard than darker toned ones.
An untrue Inplication that darker skin girls cannot be as fine as lighter ones. Bullshit.
Perpetuated during slavery and by the media which seems to suggest lighter skin females to be of a higher stance than darker ones.
Perpetuated by rappers who often show more lighter skinned women in videos and hardly any darker ones.
Perpetuated by some Black men who treat lighter skinned females in a higher regard than darker toned ones.
An untrue Inplication that darker skin girls cannot be as fine as lighter ones. Bullshit.
Example of statements made for colorism
1.(rapper) "She gotta be a thick lightskinned redbone...long hair..."
2. "Dang you cute... for a dark skinned girl."
3. "Lightskinned girls just way finer! I dont want no dark girl!"
1.(rapper) "She gotta be a thick lightskinned redbone...long hair..."
2. "Dang you cute... for a dark skinned girl."
3. "Lightskinned girls just way finer! I dont want no dark girl!"
by loblg88 January 17, 2010
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Cade: Oh my gosh did you see Clarissa today?
Eric: No why?
Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!
Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?
Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!
Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!
Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.
Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.
Eric: No why?
Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!
Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?
Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!
Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!
Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.
Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.
by NancyKerrigan August 31, 2013
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- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
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Clorissa is the girl of my dreams, she is AMAZING!
by tehee:) June 28, 2010
Get the Clorissa mug.Being a colorist is a form of racial discrimination based on the shade of an individual's skin tone, typically favoring lighter skin. It can occur both within a specific ethnic group and across ethnic groups.
micheal: lightskins are more attractive than darkskins
robert: hey man don't say that, you're a colorist.
robert: hey man don't say that, you're a colorist.
by piikero November 2, 2020
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