Coleton

A horrible youtuber that is a HOE and is very ugly but he thinks he is cute.

Eww he must be a Coleton.

by Bigiies February 09, 2018

Coleton

Fuqboi

Ur such a fuqboi coleton

by yolobraaap December 17, 2019

Coleton

Coleton is the type of legit guy and laid back. He is the one that gets lots of girls with his HUGE ding dong. That’s not all Coleton is even athletic and good looking. He is not the greatest at acidemics but he sure can get the girls.

Man they coleton over there is a player with that huge ding dong he has over there

by Jackrabbit72 December 21, 2018

Coleton

Coleton is LITERALLY the definition of the perfect human being. His stunning outside layer is just the beginning of the journey, if you're lucky enough to get close to him. He can draw you in like a moth to a flame, and its up to him whether to scar you for your entire life or become the light of your entire life. He is incredible on the outside and the inside, and you'll find yourself wanting to tell him your entire life story, wanting to share every bit of your existence with him.

Coleton: Exists

God: And that, everyone, is my masterpiece

by Definitely Not Nike May 12, 2020

Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.

Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.

by AtomicGoblin420 January 08, 2021

Coleton Masdick

The person who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with.

I wish I was like Coleton Masdick.

by Coleton M February 21, 2009

Coleton G

Literally a chode.... That's it

Person 1:Coleton G is such a chode, I think I'll fuck his mom.

Person2: Dido

by BonerBros February 28, 2024