Coleton

A horrible youtuber that is a HOE and is very ugly but he thinks he is cute.

Eww he must be a Coleton.

by Bigiies February 9, 2018

Coleton

Fuqboi

Ur such a fuqboi coleton

by yolobraaap December 17, 2019

Coleton

Coleton is the type of legit guy and laid back. He is the one that gets lots of girls with his HUGE ding dong. That’s not all Coleton is even athletic and good looking. He is not the greatest at acidemics but he sure can get the girls.

Man they coleton over there is a player with that huge ding dong he has over there

by Jackrabbit72 December 20, 2018

Coleton

Coleton is LITERALLY the definition of the perfect human being. His stunning outside layer is just the beginning of the journey, if you're lucky enough to get close to him. He can draw you in like a moth to a flame, and its up to him whether to scar you for your entire life or become the light of your entire life. He is incredible on the outside and the inside, and you'll find yourself wanting to tell him your entire life story, wanting to share every bit of your existence with him.

Coleton: Exists

God: And that, everyone, is my masterpiece

by Definitely Not Nike May 11, 2020

Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.

Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.

by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021

Coleton Masdick

The person who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with.

I wish I was like Coleton Masdick.

by Coleton M February 21, 2009

Coleton

Coleton is someone who will act super sweet to you in the beginning. Make you seem like you are the only person in the world and he’s all yours. Then he’ll get bored and get his friends to pretend to be his mom so they can break you guys up because he’s too scared to tell you the truth of how he cheated on you. So you end up finding everything out from his friends.

Friend: Whose your ex? The one who cheated on you?

You: Oh yep that was Coleton

by yallwishyouwasme August 2, 2022