by Poor Tim Smith August 20, 2008
Early morning sex when he wakes up with a woody and starts knocking on her door, so she rolls over just enough to allow him "access" and it only takes about a minute
by sprtydog August 11, 2010
by Adam December 04, 2004
Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.
by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 11, 2016
A person's left-over swag that you acquire when you are around them all the time and/or are very close friends with.
ex: I don't know what swag is 'cause I'm white, but I think I have some, 'cause I'm with him. And he's black. And he has swag. So I have his cold-pizza swag.
Emily: I don't know what swag is.
Me: I don't either. I think I might have some.
Emily: I think I have the smallest amount of possible swag .. cause I'm with Cody. I have his left over swag.
Me: So you have his cold-pizza swag.
Emily: I don't know what swag is.
Me: I don't either. I think I might have some.
Emily: I think I have the smallest amount of possible swag .. cause I'm with Cody. I have his left over swag.
Me: So you have his cold-pizza swag.
by swagaliciousbootyliciousbitch January 31, 2011
When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.
Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.
Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.
Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.
by vinhloc September 07, 2014
by scoobert-doo September 22, 2022