Cold Pizza

Sleeping with a guy's wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.

Jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up Timmy and gave him some cold pizza

by Poor Tim Smith October 14, 2008

Cold Pizza

Early morning sex when he wakes up with a woody and starts knocking on her door, so she rolls over just enough to allow him "access" and it only takes about a minute

Baby? Yes sweet? Can I have some cold pizza? Ugh, I guess so!

by sprtydog August 11, 2010

Cold Pizza

A show only watchable for the extremely hot Thea Andrews.

Cold Pizza would be better with more Thea.

by Adam December 3, 2004

god of cold pizza

that annoying guy that leaves the pizza box open and it gets cold.

Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 10, 2016

cold-pizza swag

A person's left-over swag that you acquire when you are around them all the time and/or are very close friends with.

ex: I don't know what swag is 'cause I'm white, but I think I have some, 'cause I'm with him. And he's black. And he has swag. So I have his cold-pizza swag.

Emily: I don't know what swag is.
Me: I don't either. I think I might have some.
Emily: I think I have the smallest amount of possible swag .. cause I'm with Cody. I have his left over swag.
Me: So you have his cold-pizza swag.

by swagaliciousbootyliciousbitch February 20, 2011

cold pizza

sometimes good sometimes shit

i like to eat cold pizza, but only sometimes

by scoobert-doo September 22, 2022

Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 7, 2014