coitus interruptus

The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.

Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"

Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"

Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"

Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."

by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010

coitus interruptus

sex that stops short of blissful termination a.k.a. the orgasm

Damn, you got off already? Talk about coitus interruptus!

by Sex_is_a_Drug May 10, 2010

coitus interruptus

to disturb/disrupt two people having sex, thereby stopping them from doing so. Generally with some sort of reason.

"Where did Alex put the keys to the car?"
"I dont know, go ask him."
"i cant, hes banging his gf"
"Guess you'll just have to go Coitus interruptus them"

by _Dan_the_man_ February 13, 2006

coitus interruptus

Sex terminating due to interruption prior to successful ejaculation.

Coitus interruptus - When some jerk barges in when you are busy coiting. Real bummer.

by Super fun happy times November 6, 2009

Coitus interruptus

When a kid is interrupted during playing video games that would be coitus interruptus

During our video games my mother came in and did a coitus interruptus between me and my brother....that bitch

by Dr Dickhead September 30, 2021

Coatus Interruptus

When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.

"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"

"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."

"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"

"Well, better to be safe than sorry."

by Disco duck March 18, 2014

coipus interruptus

This is a very effective way of birth control. Before the male ejaculates inside the pink vagina remove it. This may make a mess on your bed, but it will keep you from getting pregnant for sure.

He used coipus interruptus, but the man yogurt got on by face.

by KMichael February 23, 2011