Cockdalakas

Being blinded to improvement by the cock

I was blinded to new beginnings by a raging case of Cockdalakas

by Blinded61 December 22, 2016

cockalaka

To be stupid in some way or a jerk.

Don't be such a cockalaka!

by ICEMAN6304 July 20, 2017

Cockalangelo

The specific name of Michaelangelo in pornography from any TMNT iteration when he:
1. Has a raging erection
2. Is smiling directly towards the camera in a 4th wall breaking way
3. Is possibly shitting

As a bonus he can also be pissing, but not necessary

"Ayo man they took down my favourite tag the other day"
"What tag was it?"
"Cockalangelo ay"
"You're no son of mine"

by Stomps Apollyon January 31, 2021

Cockelargemus

Huge fcking cock that was obtained by taking too much heroine and steroids and watcing the enterety of the Harry Potter series in one sitting.

"Hey dude, how's the Cockelargemus"

"Pretty good, the heroine is working well and it feels like my asshole is falling off"

by Cannonoffyt May 2, 2022

cockalatugan

a fuhuluhtoogan with a giant cockalatugan

he used his cockalatugan on that lil ass jittleyang

by realassjittleyang2234 August 13, 2024

cockalatugan

a fuhuluhtoogan with a giant cock

he used his giant cockalatugan on the lil ass jittleyang

by realassjittleyang2234 August 13, 2024