anal cockage

Referring to the act of placing ones cock in the ass of another.

"Hey honey, you up for a spot of good old fashioned Anal Cockage tonight?"

"I spaffed big time during our Anal Cockage session last night!"

by A.Cockage September 19, 2006

cockrag

A female douchebag.

That chick is wearing a Hurley hat. What a cockrag.

by RaymondS December 12, 2009

cocktagenarian

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).

The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

cockrade

A parade of penises.

Sami: "I'm bored.. I could really use a cockrade right about now"
Bethanie: "You're right, a cockrade sounds fantastic!"

by Katerina Kat March 16, 2015

Cock Rage

When a man has such a severe case of blue balls he is driven to behavior both good and bad he otherwise wouldn’t do—behavior usually of a more risky or hot-headed nature.

I didn’t get off last night and now my cock rage has me kicking through doors and demanding a raise from my boss.

by Regular sort dude April 22, 2019

Cockmageddon

Like Armageddon, but with penises.

Cockmageddon came from the sky and blew up our home planet of vaginatown.

by Bbozic July 22, 2011

cockrag

A pet name for your girlfriends genetalia, found on big brother ausie.

G: do u have names man
B: yeah.
R: wat are they go on
B: The captain...
R: and....
B: CockRag

by Big Will June 22, 2003