Cocker

A slang term for someone who is an asshole. Guests checking into a hotel usually leave their brains at home and take out all frustrations on the poor desk clerk. These people are referred to as cockers.

That customer was such a cocker. He was a fucken cocker.
The way he talked to me was if he was having a cocker-fobia attach. I hope that the bouncer at the main door does not cocker-fy you because I have heard that he is a total cocker!!!

Cocker by John Gary November 10, 2008

cocker

A variation on the shocker or spocker, where you put both your balls in her pussy, and your dick in her ass. Still two in the pink one in the stink!

I was doing her in the butt and transitioned into the Cocker when she queefed so hard I ended up with her cum in my ass.

cocker by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009

Cocker

A male with his genatalia exposed at the Burning Man Festival.

Certain variations include the shirt cocker, the fanny pack cocker and the "gee, where'd my pants run off to this time" cocker. New species are being discovered each year.

Cocker by Point N Laugh September 19, 2009

cocker

While playing Counter Strike a player blocks you from moving in any directions. A.K.A COCK BLOCKER!

You cocker!

I hate cockers.

cocker by Google July 21, 2004

cocker

a combination of the word cock caucasian and cracker. A racist word used in a negative way against whites.

hide your shit there is a cocker coming.

look at that cocker, he stinks.

cocker by Yaotl Mictlan November 8, 2005

Cocker

A twisting, contorted, spasmodic behavior in response to music, inspired by Joe Cocker, and popularized by John Belushi. Rare in females.

Man, that lead guitarist can really Cocker!
I never seen a girl Cocker! Maybe it's just gas.

Cocker by Tom McNamee June 23, 2006

cocker

A type of cat who is weight challenged and who is black and white.

That cat on the ground is such a cocker that it can't even jump up on the fence.

cocker by Jaclyn July 2, 2004