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Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.
Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.
by Hoo Rider August 8, 2005
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When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning.
Im going to a car show tommorow so im going to "cock off".
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'Cock Off' is the more offensive term for GO AWAY but less offensive than the more commonly used F word. The terms coined by a Mr J Rich for use on the popular social media platform Facebook is commonly used by outdoor workers such as tree surgeons.

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do.

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
by thetruthsayer February 18, 2020
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When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and pani ewa already gave you the 9 point letter but you still call off because you hate prospect.
Im going to "cock off" tommorow because im going to a car show
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A humungous backside you could rest a cup on
'Wow!!! her cock off is immense!'
by nangishpasty February 5, 2010
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The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.
I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.
by glitterguts November 2, 2014
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