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cock holster 

A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.
Diane is nothing but a cock holster.
cock holster by vicfan March 23, 2004

Cock Holster 

cock holster ; noun,pronoun, verb; def; A Feature found on a person(s) face

usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her

cock to silence useless speech.

to holster ones cock.

holstering a cock.
why don't you shut your cock holster?? I'm tired of your
constant bitching!, already.
Cock Holster by fairlane500 July 4, 2009

Cock Holster 

Rough slang for another man's lips - referring to them as accommodating a penis as a holster does a pistol. Thought to have originated in military boot camp.
"Hey - you better snap that cock holster shut before I shut it with my boot!"
Cock Holster by Sergeant Shank March 27, 2017

cock holster 

Mouth. Used to tell someone to shut up (in about the worst way you can).
cock holster by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

cock holster 

it where your cock feels most at home. a womans pussy panty hamster
oh iv had a hard day,think il just pop it in the ol cock holster.
cock holster by badgerroy June 28, 2008

cock holster 

see cum dumpster. The talking part of a female (or male)'s face used to store cock for short amounts of time.
Open your cock holster bitch so I can rub callisis on the back of your troat.
cock holster by redneck January 15, 2003