cock gobbler

n. a person or sheep, that gobbles down cock

also see have you seen my turkey?

Gobble, gobble, gobble

by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003

cock gobbler

a person who loves the cock

That guy is such a cock gobbler

by sean September 28, 2003

cock gobbler

An impatient cock nibbler.

"That bastard, he's nothing but a cock gobbler!"

by CR August 1, 2003

cock gobbler

a.) He who gobble's the cock.

b.)Consuming any chicken automatically makes one a gobbler of the cock, therefore must be called out whenever caught.

a.) Dude, better put that thing away before Harold get here. He's always gobbling up everyone's cock and never saves any for us.

b. Hey cock gobbler, where the fuck is my sandwich? Oh, ma' you know I love you. You serious, no fuckin' chicken salad for me?

by Sgt. Synonym August 24, 2008

The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.

My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.

by weezarc June 1, 2010

Cock Gobbler

A.S.V.W Gobbler of the cock. Someone that likes the cock meat sammich.

Aaron is such a Cock Gobbler that he ate the whole foot long cock meat sammich by himself and it had extra creamy dressing on it..

by DJNinjaman July 6, 2010

Cock Gobbler

This is when a woman is going down on her man's member during Thanksgiving dinner while gobbling out loud like a turkey when the whole family is sitting down to dinner.

Extra points are given for gobbling like a turkey in front of a homeless man who has also been invited over to Thanksgiving dinner. How nice.

Hey Steve, your sister is a mean cock gobbler... Want to grab dinner sometime? Your sister is invited of course...

by Chief Slapaho June 3, 2013