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when your cock is just ready to get lockened!
when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!
by the word master of words July 11, 2016
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When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.
Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia
by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005
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To walk around a bar or club trying to pick up women
Blaze picked her up last night while he was out cockalockin
by Soonerborn75 May 26, 2016
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When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole
Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus
by Jueputa September 9, 2023
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