Clown nosing

Similar to "brown nosing" someone influential for your own personal gain, except you're sucking up to someone who can't do you any good because they lack intelligence, credentials and merit.

"Look at that dumb fool clown nosing the school janitor."

by Happy Sam August 14, 2006

brown clown nose

The act of shoving you nose in your partners asshole and your nose becoming brown.

Oooo. Man I just got a Brown Clown Nose from Ashlee, it was awesome!

by Greengoo_876 May 23, 2014

Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020

Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!

I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

by The aj gains November 28, 2020

Honking Clown Noses

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.

I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses

by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025

Clown Nose

Slang for the foam cover placed on microphones to reduce plosives

This microphone needs a clown nose, because it's really weak to plosives

by Harked December 11, 2023

Clown Nose

the act of eating out the asshole of a female whilst she is surfing the crimson wave. As a result, the nose of the partner is lathered in period blood

Yo, Amy gave me a pretty vile clown nose last night. She should have warned me that she was ovulating!

by MrGiggles69 February 22, 2017