When something, usually a Microsoft application, attempts to be helpful but does more harm than good. Reference Clippy the Paperclip.
by SpliceVW June 20, 2017
My boss was sooo clippy today. He Kept snapping at me because his girlfriend broke up with him last night
by Gurlycake February 20, 2019
a closet hippie; one who has matured into a normal member of society however still indulges in drugs, sex, and rock&roll and/or EDM.
by Bri Leigh June 22, 2012
by Horneykneecaps February 12, 2022
Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.
Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
by KomputerKid January 28, 2014
Tim: Hi
Tim's GF: Hi babe
Tim: sexyteenagegirlshavinggaysex.com
Tim: Oh shit... Clippy slip
*tim is offline*
Tim's GF: Hi babe
Tim: sexyteenagegirlshavinggaysex.com
Tim: Oh shit... Clippy slip
*tim is offline*
by adam_mr_sir May 20, 2009
(n.) Another name for the kitchen salad tongs that make a “clip clop” sound
Serving utensils that are typically joined together to form a left and right gripping mechanism to allow salad greens to be easily grasped, removed from a salad bowl and placed on a plate.
Serving utensils that are typically joined together to form a left and right gripping mechanism to allow salad greens to be easily grasped, removed from a salad bowl and placed on a plate.
by j-little-loves-bae June 14, 2018