Clippy

a closet hippie; one who has matured into a normal member of society however still indulges in drugs, sex, and rock&roll and/or EDM.

I had no idea that girl can get down like that! What a Clippy!

by Bri Leigh June 25, 2012

clippy

An unusually large clitoris, often said to resemble a male penis. However, a clippy is not a true penis and therefore should not to be confused with hermaphroditism.

Demosthenes: I say, dear friend, hast thou yet consummated thine marriage?
Locke: O, God of Isaac and Abraham! for what reasons hast thou forsaken me?
Demosthenes: Dear friend, what strikes thee ill?
Locke: On the night of mine marriage to Lady Josephine I did discover
My most farcical of fears to be dreadfully true.
For upon removing her evening gown I had witnessed
A most terrible beast:
Residing in her Southernmost forest there dwelt
A Goliathan clitoris
The size of which would put any man's member to shame!
Demosthenes: By Zeus's thunder! What horror! What sin!
Locke: Alas, good Demosthenes, I shall be submitting an inquiry for annulment. Had I knowledge of that wretch's clippy, never would we have been betrothed.

by clippysup November 20, 2010

Clippy

Image host that fucked over our IPs

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about clippy?
Person 2: yeah...

Shrunkie: *it wasn't me*

by softwarekid July 24, 2021

clippy

he is awesome

someone: clippy is BAD me: no he aint you dumbass

by mallo's dictionary October 18, 2022

Clippy

Term for someone who paperclips. In short, they only come around when they need help or want something.

E.g. Paperclipping involves a past dating partner or ex who suddenly reappears out of nowhere. This action sometimes involves orbiting, as they want to keep you on the back burner. An ex might reach out to offer help or see how your family is doing, etc.

Jane: Hey, John. Long time no see. Can we meet up to talk?
John: Why?
Jane: My car just got totalled and I was wondering if you could help me find a new one...
John: Fuck off, clippy

by Zombiegag166 February 15, 2024

Clippy.dippy

Clippy.dippy is a content creator who posts memes on the platform of Instagram.

Clippy.dippy posted a new meme, go and check it out!

by JacksSoSwag September 23, 2020

Clippy thing

When you’re at loss of words for bind clips so you just say “clippy thing”

Man: I need a… clippy thing
Woman: a binder clip?
Man: yes

by Horneykneecaps February 12, 2022