clinch / un-clinch

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.

When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!

by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021

clinched

when you get totaly stoned and can't open your eyes

-wana smoke another one?
-nah, I'm already clinched.

by dj smorgasbord February 2, 2005

Clinch

The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.

I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.

by My Corn December 16, 2008

butt clinching

Tightness of your ass. Can be used when playing a game and either you are winning or losing.

I was butt clinching my ass while playing this game.

by eaudetoilet January 2, 2017

velvet clinch

n. the description of what a woman's vagina feels like on a man's penis during intercourse.

"Her pussy gripped me like a velvet clinch, it was fucking great!"

by 6o66y dville December 12, 2007

clinch pooper

Someone who is a complete slob. Similar to whooper snapper.

"You better clean your room, you little clinch pooper!"

by tashatoxic1 May 30, 2011

miss clinch

Superficially uptight teacher, but really a dominatrix at night who specialises in anal insertion of a barometer.

"Wow look at Miss Clinch go!"

by :|| October 6, 2003