cliffjumper

The most killed autobot

Cliffjumper:Today I'll be killed by jumping off a cliff!

by Nemisis Prime March 7, 2020

Michael Clifford

Michael Clifford is a sex god who plays guitar in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is amazing and may or may not like pizza quite a lot. He can be cute and awkward but then switches and is a sexy hot piece of sex. Nobody ever knows what colour his hair is... Has a bromance with Harry Styles and is an all round incredible person.

"Hey, do you know Michael Clifford?"

"Yeah he's that guitar player from 5 Seconds of Summer!"

by 5SOSADICT June 19, 2013

Cliffjumper

Let Him live please.

Cliffjumper deserves life.

by Tweedle Man February 5, 2021

Cliff Yablonski

proper noun

1. Someone who hates you.

2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!

3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou

"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski

by EmperorKO February 19, 2003

Michael Clifford

The actual and legitimate reason most American girls masturbate.

um ok like michael clifford is like damn bby like look at him with pink hair like *-* woah

by Taylah :) July 12, 2014

cliff redish

Originally a takeoff of Cliff Clavin, Cliff Redish or Cliff Raddish is just another dumb made-up joke name of a Cheers movie star.

See also:
Hot Lunch
Donkey Punch
Golden Shower
Pearl Necklace
Dog in a Bathtub
The Dirty Sanchez
Glass Bottom Boat

Jim went all 'cliff redish' on that girl.

by Roger Bartrain April 22, 2006

cliff burton

Cliff Burton was the most amazingly talented bassist of all time. He often merged bass playing with electric guitar playing using a wah-wah pedal. Cliff was born in San Francisco on February 10, 1962 to Jan and Ray Burton. He grew a liking for The Misfits, Mexican food, and H.P. Lovecraft. He owned a green station wagon that he often drove around the bay area with friends in, with The Misfits blasting out the windows. Cliff was a cool, laid-back guy who didn't mind going out of his way to talk to his fans. He started out playing bass for bands such as Trauma and Agents of Misfortune, and was known for his headbanging and wild stage presence. Cliff was soon discovered by Metallica, and that was when he replaced Ron McGovney and got his own place in the band, but he would only join if Metallica moved to San Francisco, which they did. Cliff's greatest masterpieces are (Anesthesia)-Pulling Teeth, The Call of Ktulu, and Orion. His career with Metallica was going great, but tragedy came with his death during a tour bus accident on September 27th, 1986. The band was on their way to Denmark when the bus supposedly slipped on a patch of ice and turned onto its side beside the road. Lars Ulrich (drums) had broken a toe and Kirk Hammett (lead guitar) had a black eye, but worst of all, Cliff had apparently been thrown off of his bunk-bed and halfway out the window, and then the bus crushed him when it had turned over. The rest of the guys, who were having a hard time coping with the tragedy, were brought to a hotel until they returned back to America a couple days later. Cliff's ashes were spread at Maxwell Ranch, a ranch where he spent a lot of his time. In 1987, a documentary of performances, interviews, and footage of the guys just having a good time called Cliff 'em All was released as a tribute to Cliff. Metallica found a new bassist (Jason Newsted) and on their next album (...And Justice For All) is a song that Cliff had written called To Live is to Die that also includes some riffs that he had written as well. Cliff Burton will forever remain in the hearts of many as the greatest bassist of all time.

Rest in peace Cliff... I'll see ya on the other side.

by 62Orion86 July 7, 2005