less claypool

Singer and lead bass for the band primus. And the only one qualified to play a bass with more than 5 strings, or a whammy bar.

less claypool is the man

by jack f July 1, 2008

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

chase claypool

The act of celebrating too hard before you finish the task at hand.

The Golden State Warriors pulled a Chase Claypool when they were up 3-1 in the 2016 NBA Finals

by EW! January 3, 2022

Les Claypool

Probably one of the greatest bass players of our generation. His bass skills include 4 string, 6 string, 1 string (Whamola), upright bass (plucked and bowed), fretted and fretless bass. He plays with the acclaimed funk-metal band, Primus.

I love they way Les Claypool plays bass. He's been an inspiration to me.

by AlexDoesWeerdStuff May 17, 2023

Les Claypool

An over hyped bass player who plays for the sake of being weird. Was amazing in Primus but seems to have reached his creative limitations.

If you worked for Les Claypool, you'd be out of a job in no time.

by Tallest Man on Earth April 5, 2010

Claypoole

Crazy ass, awesome last name! Good people. A nice person. A great friend but if you mess around they want to smash a pool stick across your face!

Jane: "Any advice you need im here to give you."
Missy: "Thanks Jane Claypoole, your such a good friend."

Bill: "What did you say about my buddies?"

Ted: "They SUCK!" ( Bill Claypoole cracks pool stick over Ted's face.)

by Jam-eee February 10, 2010

mr claypole

The final orgasmic lunge that is technically a 'double jester's.'
Both feet fully stretch with rapid toe-curl as the Captain twitches and fires his yoghurt torpedo.

"Ooh darling, I'm nearly there! Ahhh, Mr Claypole's at the door!!"

by Billy Bunting October 6, 2006