Claudene

She is a wonderful lady whith a smile that light up every dark corner in your life she is strong and a perfect woman

Wow look at claudene's smile
Claudene is amazing

Claudene is the best

by Frikkie 2 October 19, 2019

Jean Claude Van Damme

"Muscles From Brussels"

Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth

by vandammelovesyou November 30, 2004

jean-claude van dam you fine

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.

Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

Jean-Claude God Damn

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.

"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Claude

The most sexiest guy in the world, with an out of this world personality

It has to be claude, there is no other explanation

by Nasha sawh November 6, 2013

Pull a Claude Rains

To suddenly disappear. Derives from the 1933 classic sci fi film, The Invisible Man, in which actor Claude Rains played the title character.

Pull a Claude Rains:

Purchaser One: I bought a condo, but then the developer pulled a Claude Rains and I ended up losing my shirt!

Purchaser Two: Bummer!

by regnadkcin November 17, 2010

jean claude van damme

Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy

by AxeBlade November 11, 2005