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Mother of Cattle

Word originated in West Indies. A mother of cattle, is an extra large cattle, cattle meaning a lard-assed fat woman. Please see meaning of cattle.
Look at the cattle comin; oh no, it's no cattle, it's mother of cattle.

Get outta way for the mother of cattle.
by CattlesRgr8 July 20, 2017
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Cattergies

Allergies, but pertaining only to cats.
Man. I love hanging out at Sam's, but ever since she got a cat, I can't. My cattergies are just acting up too much.
by B_jammin1499 June 3, 2020
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cattivity

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.
The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012
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Cattitude

When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.
Aloofness, Cattitude
by inipi February 8, 2012
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cattle market

A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.

A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.

The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.
Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"

"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"

"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"
by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007
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clattanoia

The action or existence of someone or something that can instill widespread fear, chaos, or imbalance over a large chain of events.
The clattanoia of 9/11 made the world stand still.
The assassination of John F. Kennedy sent clattanoia through the country.
by The__Pacifist November 3, 2020
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Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.
Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised
by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011
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