Clarence

A guy that is too gorgeous to be exist in this world.I bet you can't even glance at him without falling in love in a first sight.He is way more handsome than any other humans alive also funny as hell. Clarence also can be used to describe a person that is totally gorgeous.Also a person that hates fruits and a first born child in a family. Basically, Clarence is every girls dream boyfriend because he is more understanding that any other people in your life.

So sweetheart,
fuck off he's gonna be mine :)
If you meet someone that is gorgeous as hell:

"OMG you are so clarence"

If you meet someone who doesn't like fruits:
"Stop being such a clarence"

If you meet a first born child in a family:

"Nice to meet you clarence"

If there's this one guy everybody crush on :
"He is totally a clarence"
by evergreenyears December 27, 2017
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Clarence

Name given to extremely intellegent people. IQ is always above 200. Usually, these people are metrosexual (third definition) and are extremely sexy. Also, people with the name Clarence have notoriously large balls. Their sexual preference is often.
Trevor: "I hate you"
Clarence: (punches the shit out of Trevor)
Trevor: I'm a shit
Clarence: "I know. Time to die, bitch." (shoots of Trevor's head with a Golden Eagle)
Trevor: "Im a dead bitch"
-or--
Emiley: Jeez im skinny
Clarence: Yep, bitch.
Emiley: That's mean.
Clarence: Thats right.
Emiley: You're an asshole
Clarence takes uzi from airtight Speedo and caps Emiley.
by Ima Bawsterd March 29, 2008
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Slang for weed, origin The Big Les Show based on the ugly little green alien Clarence.
"Yo boy set me some Clarence"
by Tomterd11 June 15, 2017
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Rhyming slang for 'Vodka' (Clarence Boddiker from Robocop)
by RenfieldCordell April 27, 2010
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Clarence is a smexy little peeny that likes to play.
Omg smexy peeny alert

HI CLARENCE
by Youoyoyooyiy October 26, 2018
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Clarence

Clarence is awesome person one you get to know him but he is very shy so he might be hard to approach also he likes shy girls mostly not the popular ones and he is very creative and would rather draw than do his math homework he also is very chill and he is the coolest gamer you will ever meet he is very good in alot of games also he has a awesome mom
Friend1: YO that guy has a super high ranking!
Friend2: He must be a clarence
Clarence: ...thanks...
Clarence: *runs away*

Friend1: That new kid in class is very shy
Friend2: Yeah he seems hard to approach must be a clarence
Clarence: *thinks* how do i make friends
by juneiraoien August 01, 2019
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The greatest show ever made. This show is about the coolest elementary schooler named Clarence, and all the adventures he has with his many great friends.
Friend 1: Hey what’s your favorite tv show?
Friend 2: Clarence, that show is great.
Friend 1: Hell yah that show is great!
by Kleinathan binson January 13, 2020
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