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Don't live here unless you're above the age of 30 and plan on having no cultural stimulation. The police don't like children here and harass them regularly. The city does everything it can to prevent transit from going in and out of the city after dark and on weekends so kids without cars have nothing else better to do but sit around and fear the police.

Boring, Fascist, and Conservative.

a.k.a. The People's Republic of Santa Clarita
(Santa Clarita)
You guys wanna smoke a bowl and hang out in Town Center?

Of course, there's nothing else to do in this town.
by Entropic September 12, 2006
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From the little Filipina Clarita of Gubat. The word is Latin derived which means little Clara. Clara is derived from the Medieval name derived from Latin clarus "clear, bright, famous". Saint Clare, a follower of Saint Francis of Assisi, left her wealthy family to found the order of nuns known as the Poor Clares. This is also the name of an Irish county which was named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname is derived from an English river.
Hi Clarita! It's me John.
by John March 27, 2005
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A city in California. South of Fraisure Park and north of the Sanfernando Valley. It is filled with upper middle class families who live in their little cookie cutter boxes. There are 5 main areas of Santa Clarita: Valencia, Saugus, Newhall, Canyon Country, and Stevenson's Ranch. It is a major center for many people in the show biz like Jamie Lynn Spears, Taylor Lautner, Sasha Petirse, and Madison Davenport. It is also filled with annoying teenage girls that have enough money to be well off, but act as though they are rich socialites. It is also the hometown of the Six Flags theme park Magic Mountain, California Institute of the Arts, College of the Canyons, and William S. Hart park. Residential areas vary from suburban neighborhoods to urban city life to rural ranch property.

The Valencia Town center is the local mall that has only a limited ammount of fascinaating store, making it's self rather average. There are two movie theaters, one in the Towncenter, the other in Canyon Country. It is the home of the Canyon Theater Guild, now the Santa Clarita Reigonal Theater. Other entertainment options include two bowling alleys, a Mountasia Fun Center, and a Scooter's Jungle.

All around a good place once you get past the snotty brats,a the wannabe gangsters, and potheads.
Santa Clarita, AWESOME TOWN! Where our gangs, don't even look thretening.
by Guidothespartoyouall December 8, 2010
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most boring town on fucking earth, i mean it. there isnt shit to do except smoke weed at the mall and get harrassed by the cops. magic mountain gets boring after the 2nd time going. this place is half mexicans and African Americans, and the other half is white supremicists who stand at the corner of valencia blvd and mcbean pkwy with there trump 2020 flags. oh yeah i forgot to mention homeless people and crackheads make up 25% of the population too, specifically in stevenson ranch.
santa clarita

lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo

lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc
by nomames661 January 26, 2021
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A very boring town north of Los Angeles. People here are fake attention-whores. Most of the teens here are wannabe ravers, and are obsessed with light shows. Lots of kids here do drugs and smoke lots of weed because theres nothing else to do. The only good thing about Santa Clarita is that Six Flags Magic Mountain is located here, and thats really the only fun thing to do here, other than sitting around at the mall doing nothing on a friday night.
KID 1: hey, lets go to a party in Santa Clarita and give lightshows and get high!!
KID 2: Ok, I just got a new glove set.
KID 1: Cool, im so ready to go smoke some weed!!
by YOUALLSUCK!! November 15, 2011
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Santa Clarita, California.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.
On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!?
by Lexayy June 21, 2008
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A very boring city located north is Los Angeles. The only reason why anybody wants to come here is Six Flags Magic Mountain. Other then, that is boring. Bunch of white supremacists live here. No race here really gets along. Kids in their late teens and early 20s want to get out and move out of theirs parents hole. The only desired trait about this city is that is SAFE and the schools are somewhat better than the schools in LA. Overall, just a boring city with some of the dullest people you’ll ever meet. Some of them are super shitty and fake.
Person from Santa Clarita: damn. This city is really boring.
Another person from SCV: yeah. I know. On the weekends, I usually go out to different cities like Santa Monica, Hermosa Beach, Venice etc. Luckily, without traffic Santa Clarita is not too far from those cities.
by DrCumtastic April 2, 2021
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