Clagnar

A bloody gay retard flemish

Man "I ran over ur corner"
Other Man "U clagnar!"

by Malcom the shark April 2, 2008

Clangry

You have legitimate cause to be angry, but turn that frown upside down. Try to be CLANGRY. Use your passion to Connect, Learn, be Active, Notice and Give back.

Phil was silently infuriated by his team’s ineptitude, but was determined to be Clangry instead.

by Limbic Candy September 22, 2020

clanger

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

by 733-539@ May 5, 2006

Clangry

When you are angry whilst cleaning, usually someone else's mess.

Clangry can be identified by someone cleaning feverishly and muttering under their breath, 'i'm the only one who bloody cleans around here' or 'i can't believe i'm doing this again, i've asked them to do this a thousand times already' etc. etc.

If you're not living alone, It's the only way to clean!!

Stay out of your fathers way, he's really clangry.

by J-PAW March 8, 2018

Clagnars Human Rinds

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

by That Guy October 19, 2004

clanger

A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.

"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit.

by Mike MacCana June 24, 2005

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011