Academic Cinematography Weaponization

the syndrome in which inhibits hyper gastrointestinal activation in pulchritudinous individuals. Primarily caused by ingesting too much caffeine in hopes of staying up to study for a test or finish a project.

My homeboy Milton last night drank 6 monsters in order to study for the final he had the next day... he got no sleep and was diagnosed with academic cinematography weaponization syndrome.

by Big W & Big D November 14, 2022

Cinemagraph

An animated gif with delusions of grandeur. A term used only by incredibly pretentious people.

"Look, I made a cinemagraph where you just see one flower moving in the wind. Isn't it so incredibly artistic?"

"No, that's a fucking animated GIF."

by Isopropyl Alcohol October 23, 2011

cinemagraphic memory

Frame by frame photographic memory, allows recall of events in real time.

I have a cinemagraphic memory.

by nick lemmond April 8, 2006

Cinematology

The extensive and elaborate study of films and or television.

Cinematology is an a great topic for conversations at parties.

by Deeknow Maverick July 2, 2009

cinematronic

A musical genre portmanteau (combined word) of 'Cinematic' and 'Electronic' that emphasizes cinematic sounds, chord progressions, arrangements and motifs blended with electronic and analog instrumentation. First coined by Conrad Schuman of the group Beautiful Machines to describe their sci-fi sound, with hints of synthwave, 80s and retrofuturism.

Beautiful Machines blew my mind last night with their cinematronic music!

by ConradLovesYou3 March 28, 2017

assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

by HK6 March 11, 2014

cinemabomination

(Noun) A motion picture of the most low and terrible quality, lacking even the slightest shred of competence or value. Often elicits a visceral combination of anger, disgust and heartbreak from the viewer upon the realization that anyone could ever purposely release such a grotesquery of media upon the naïvely trusting public. Coined specifically to describe "X-Men Origins: Wolverine".

Don't EVER watch that Wolverine movie, it's a cinemabomination. My brain screamed so loud that I could feel it in the blood streaming from my eyes.

by Thad Ex Machina May 4, 2009