Chutney

Arse/Ass. Usually (but not exclusively) used when talking about homosexuality or anal sex. More often applicable to males, but can also be used with females.

Conor takes it up the chutney.

by Jeb O'Fallon November 21, 2016

chutney

the most cutest, nicest, funniest, smartest girl you'll ever meet. if you find yourself a chutney..you really are lucky

hey, i want a girl like chutney

by camronelijah March 15, 2010

chutney

v. To push one's testicle into the anus and remove in a rapid motion creating a combination pop/suction sound.

Damn, she looks good enough to chutney. I'd sure like to give chutney her.

by Ahab the Whaler May 30, 2006

chutney

1. poop
2. crap
3. anything with a foul odour and is all mushy

1. ah who is taking a chutney in there?!
2. see 1.
3. see 1.

by zacchaeus September 13, 2005

Chutney

A human dildo that prefers anal sex, dates lesbians for fun, and enjoys incest on the sidelines.

Carl: Stop being a chutney you stole that poor lesbian girl's virginity
Tom: Well she was asking for it
Carl: Fine I forgive you however, it's gonna be awkward next time you have a family reunion with you're cousins.

by Bumble fuack April 16, 2017

Chutney

The juices of a dirty woman who does wash her sexual region.

"Wow Tory was pumping out some rotten chutney while she was working my luncheon".

by Lubicater April 9, 2005

chutney

A woman`s prosterior nook/cranny

Ahhhhhhh I`d love to do Nandi`s mom up the chutney

by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003