Chube

Pubes that are longer than your dick.

Cindy wanted to fuck John, but she couldn't see his dick through the chube forest.

by Tryshavingho April 19, 2006

Chubes

Hair upon the chin that resembles pubes. Typically this occurs when the wearer is incapable of growing said hair any longer or thicker, such as one would with a traditional beard.

Chubes are typically present on males having difficulty growing hair in that region, but refuse to shave it off in false hopes that it still looks good. On rare occasions they can also be found on the female species.

Gary: "He told me not to shave off my beard, and instead use playoff beard as an excuse."

B: "That's no beard, let alone a playoff beard! Those are chubes!"

by Einsam May 19, 2009

Chubes

Hairy man chest hair. A cross between chest hair and pubes. Also known as Ol' Dads hamburger meat.

"Ol' Dad was getting his chubes groped by a cougar."
"Steve's chubes were not as amazonic as Ol' Dad's."

by tdub05 July 8, 2009

Chubes

Chewbacca's pubes - all his hair really. There's really no clear transition between hair on his head and the hair on his feet.

Han Solo discovered Chubes on the Falcon's toilet seat.

by MF&SD November 29, 2010

chubed

Another way of saying to spunk

That kid just chubed on his hands

by Matt Burke May 2, 2006

Chube

The bait used to coax a hamster down a cardboard tube and into one's colon.

Ryan found he had no difficulty in introducing the hamster once Dom convinced him to use potato chips as chube.

by WookieFiyo February 3, 2017

chubes

Long black stand alone hairs on your chin. Chin Pubes.

Check out burton's chubes! Yuck!

by docta y2k April 4, 2003