crustaceanalism

The act or acts of acting/sensationalizing or being a crusy crustacean.

*may also be related to cats, though, cats aren’t crustaceans*

That was a sincere act of crustaceanalism

by Keronica Kadwell October 18, 2018

Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

crustacean rim

The act of stimulating a crabhole.

"Oh man, did you see SU Dave? Looks like he took a hard crustacean rimming. His crabhole didn't look good."

by Norm Coleman February 19, 2009

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021

crusty crustacean

the dry blood on a penis after period sex.

"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"

by peepeepoopooman6969 October 22, 2019

crustacea

1. a crusty ass person who low key lit on the inside, also known as christina

2. a crustacean fetish

1. omfg everybody run, it's crustacea!!
2. omg you like crustacea!?! you too willldddd

by ccspamsyaboi November 5, 2016

Real crustacean hour

When you so woke you fuck a lobster and then eat it with the following cum shot.

We are going to Max's house for Real crustacean hour and it's going to be lit fam.

by hiterchan October 15, 2018