coronabesity

The weight you gain from sheltering in place and eating your anxiety over the coronavirus news coverage. Similar to Freshman 15

Did you see Karen after her quarantine? Talk about coronabesity!

by svcdude March 20, 2020

Chronbitis

A rare lung disease caused by covid-19. Your expiration and inspiration get affected which makes you have less oxygen consumption. This is is noticeable while exercising.

Doctor: "Sir, we've identified that you have a rare lung disease named chronbitis."

Patient: "Oh no! Is there any cure for this?"

by Lyriss November 17, 2021

Coronaism

An ideology that preaches that evil has descended on Earth through the visitation of a virus to remind its inhabitants to turn away from their sinful, depraved, or unnatural ways, because their failure to do so would only quicken the global apocalypse by a few decades.

From facism to communism to Islamism, is coronaism the new supremacism or terrorism?

by MathPlus July 25, 2021

Chronasseur

A connoisseur in the field of Marijuana Studies.

That fucking guy smokes so much goddamn reefer; he is known as the Chronasseur.

by Cantarooots November 7, 2012

Chrondalisa Rice

A euphemism for extremely potent, crystal-laden marijuana.

Its political roots are meaningless.

Damn! That Chrondalisa Rice has got me all fuckered up!!

by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009

Chronoism

When something is stated as a fact when it is not, in fact, a fact.

"We were mining, ahostile came to belt, I docked my 3 ships, the guy mining with me docked his 2 ships.
It looked clear, I let him know that it was clear and he went back to mining.
Shortly after an Arazu decloaked and lit a covert cyno next to him.
20ish stealth bombers appeared and gave yet another example of a Chronoism."

by EveDude2003 August 2, 2018

Coronaciser

A reckless individual who denies the seriousness or danger of Coronavirus by wearing no mask while jogging, power walking, riding bicycles, or skateboarding on public sidewalks or streets. Another of their favorite activities is working out on their front lawn during the Cornonavirus pandemic. All gyms are closed to protect people from the deadly illness, but these foolish people do not see the irony or problem with making the outside world their gym during the pandemic.

Look at Kyle jogging his ass off down Main street with no mask on.

Coronaciser idiots like him should be ashamed of themselves. They don' t care that Corona is airborne and spreads through breathing.

by BrigsCali April 11, 2020