A well-intentioned group of people that somehow manages to spew hateful propaganda and promote unfair laws at every chance.
by Roz McClure January 22, 2004
I suppose there is more than one type of christian, but to the point there is a nice type of christian in my eyes a nice christian (like myself) is someone hat follows christ and believes in god...they and i are perfectly normal people and we stand for whats right, i am a normal down to earth christian i do most things that everyone else does i dont have a problem with violence or anything like that.
I can honestly say i went down the first page giving every definition a thumbs down EVERY SINGLE view was a stereotype, or a bare-faced lie because you people think you see 1 person you don't like so therefore anyone that follows the same religion is the same, you assume things...
I can honestly say i went down the first page giving every definition a thumbs down EVERY SINGLE view was a stereotype, or a bare-faced lie because you people think you see 1 person you don't like so therefore anyone that follows the same religion is the same, you assume things...
no example needed for this definition of christians
by Ethan Day May 16, 2007
Boring-ass people who do nothing but boring crap. Especially the hardcore christians. They do not play fun games like GTA, or other games that have violence. They do not like scary holloween masks, they do not watch gorey movies like SAW. They just watch gay shows like 7th Heaven and Aurther. They probobly watch The 700 Club too.
My ex-freind was Christan. He had a video game called Olympic Winter Sports for Gamecube and actually called it fun. He was not allowed to play Super Smash Brothers Melee. What a goddamn dork. Damn christians.
by Wasabimoto April 12, 2007
A Christian is a type of revolving magnetic hold-all used for the transportation of bees in certain parts of Belgrade and all British counties beginning with S. The first Christians were made of tiny metallic hooks which were mined by zebras and stitched together by drunken daleks in a big wobbly igloo on the moon. Christians have a relative density of three-and-a-bit and the atomic number twelvety.
by Snookyplops June 14, 2007
*sigh* the christians are people who believe in the only one and true God. They shouldnt be hated... no one else should be either... christians are for the good that remains on this earth, they are a peacful people, they dont steal, they love one another (after all why not? Jesus died for our sins outa his love for US) if you believe in the Lord God with all your heart and try to do what is best then you are a christian. Your works and attitude show what you really are inside. Hatred and sin clouds the mind but God has put his spirit in christians' hearts to help you stay away against all disgusting and evil things around you the best you can. I LOVE JESUS! He is my savior. He is my best buddy!
girl: do you know God?
guy: you know what... no. man i know theres something out there but i just cant place it.
girl: oh, thats God! Hes the one whos missing from your life. If you beleive in Him you become a christian.
guy: yea right *walks away*
girl: feels compasion for guy and prays a lot for guy:
GOD - gives guy hardships to make him see that he needs a loving God that girl was talkin about.
guy: later on becomes an honest christian. Christians are good.
guy: you know what... no. man i know theres something out there but i just cant place it.
girl: oh, thats God! Hes the one whos missing from your life. If you beleive in Him you become a christian.
guy: yea right *walks away*
girl: feels compasion for guy and prays a lot for guy:
GOD - gives guy hardships to make him see that he needs a loving God that girl was talkin about.
guy: later on becomes an honest christian. Christians are good.
by a girl for christ June 18, 2007
Arrogant, rarely educated snob from the bible belt, who often attempts to press his/her beliefs, which in his case are usually sexist in the extreme. it is not uncommon to see christian males wearing bedsheets and bombing abortion clinics.
by ha ha dumb christians November 05, 2011
Someone who is not perfect but goes to god, beleives that god's only son died for our sins so that when you die you will not be thrown into the lake of fire (hell), and tell god their sins then asks for forgiveness. Because God is your heavenly father you must tell him of your wrongful deeds.
A christians tells two men or women of how jesus died for us and of God's love for us, one person prays for god's forgiveness the other does not, both are killed. The one who asked for forgiveness is able to enter heaven, the other is casted into the lake of fire (hell) forever.
by Jonathan Qualls June 24, 2006