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Chris Motionless

Chris motionless is the vocalist for the metal band motionless in white . Chris motionless was born on October, 17. 1986 . His real name is Christopher Thomas Cerulli and he was born in Scranton, Pennsylvania. He formed motionless in white in 2005 . One of the bands most popular songs are reincarnate , puppets trilogy and his song with Ash Costello of New Year's Day , " angel eyes" .
Fan #1. ; woah , dude did you got to the motionless in white concert last night ? Chris motionless's screaming was rad .

Fan #2 .; nah man , that dude is scary .
by MeowganDrew June 26, 2016
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Chris McLean

Game show host and world record holder for the biggest ego in Canadian history.
Wow Chris McLean is so hot I wish he would tail me!
by North06 May 27, 2021
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Chris Moss Concert

Say it fast. Chris-Moss (Christmas). So if someone says they're going to the Chris Moss Concert in December, go along with it and tell them you have front row seats. They'll be appalled that you know what they're talking about. They like to refer to Christmas as a person (Chris Moss) and pretend that he's a famous singer/writer. So hurry and get those tickets, because who doesn't love Chris Moss?!??!
Clare: OMG I'm soooo excited for the Chris Moss Concert on December 25th!
David: Who the heck is Chris Moss??!?
Clare: Wow, you've never heard of him? He's a christian-pop singer. Duh, he's so famous.
David: Ohhhh.................. (proceeds to look up Chris Moss on google but does not find any results).
by hollyjollychristmas November 7, 2011
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Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clinton bitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:

Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!

Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)

Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!

He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.

Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Keith Olbermann: Me neither.

Guest: What a dumbass!

Chris Matthews: You are banned.

Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.

Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 14, 2008
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chris mccoy

To slap someone's electronic device onto the floor.
"Man, you just Chris mccoyed that guy!"
by Brother Rice High School November 2, 2017
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Chris Meloni

A really sexy guy with blue eyes that plays Elliot Stabler on Law and Order SVU...
Me: Holly fuck Chris Meloni is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random person: I KNOW RIGHT?
by IhateMYboyfriend July 15, 2010
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chris mclean

most sexiest canadian tv host ever in total drama history
who is that HOT SEXY BEAST right there??!!” me: “it’s chris mclean!”
by rose mclean November 24, 2021
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