chonce

Niall's kinda-irish accent for "chance"
AND YEAH FANS ARE SCREAMING ON IT

We took a chonce, God knows we tried...

by niallerbabe October 29, 2015

Chonce

What Niall Horan of One Direction says instead of the word chance.

We took a chonce, God knows we tried.

by Hiuuuuuuuuuuu December 3, 2019

Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Chonce

A word that Niall Horan says instead of chance. Some do not understand it means chance because we can't understand him.

We took a Chonce

What the fuck is a Chonce?!?!

by Master directioner October 25, 2015

Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.

Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right

by Rae$ February 7, 2017

e choke

A slang which an Afrobeat legend, Davido is fond of saying when feeling or showing intense shock, surprise, or wonder.

E choke!!! Davido is the first solo African artiste to sell out the O2 arena.

by Ll.ol March 8, 2021