Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.

The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011

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chakooze

When you don’t know how the fuck to spell cylinder.

Hold on, let me just go chill in the chakooze

by Korthouse August 23, 2019

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choko • Chokonma • Chokolade kiks • Chokon • chokoalte • Chokobar • chokobjørn • Chokohli • chokokillin • chokoli

Michigan Choco Taco

After the woman takes a massive dump she wipes back to front leaving a little "extra something" on her vagina, then runs outside jumps in the snow and runs back inside so you can eat it while it's still cold. "Michigan Choco Taco"

I missed the ice cream truck yesterday so that hot girl Shawna gave me a "Michigan Choco Taco" to hold me over.

by LK411 February 27, 2021

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chikopanese

Chinese+korean+japanese =chikopanese
(Chee- ko-pa-neez)
Chinese ,korean and japanese tiktok boii.

Hana:*peepin in snehas smartphone🤓*
Sneha:😒🙄 what?
Hana: hey! I was wondereing what u r watching?
Sneha: im watching a chikopanese titok.
Hana :wutt?
Sneha: i mean im watching jojospotlight

by Da chikopanese gurll March 30, 2020

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