chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".

That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

chokin in the boys' room

Tha act of a male masterbating in the bathroom.

Has anyone seen Adam? He was supposed to have that software ready an hour ago! Sorry boss, he's spent the entire morning chokin in the boys' room.

by BigJGunz February 10, 2010

chokin' da chicken

a males version of masturbation.

yankin' it, pulling it, jerking off, chokin' da chicken

by giveadamnbusted May 15, 2014

Chokin joe

The strangulation of a mans hard penis until it becomes flaccid from no circulation

Jack wouldn't stop jabbing me in the side with his dick so I gave him a chokin joe

by The damned May 20, 2019

chokin' on my chips

chokin' on my chips is something one would say instead of "busting my balls" or breaking my crayons. can also refer to teabagging.

"I've had enough, i don't need you chokin' on my chips all day, woman."

by daksrevolution May 16, 2007

Chokin' on nothin'

When i chick thinks shes givin a BJ, chokes, then finds out that nothin is in his pants

Rob: I wonder why my girl wont talk to me.
Sean: Maybe because she was chokin on nothin last night!

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

chili chokin' pepper belly

Something an immigration cop might call you.

Cop: "Freeze, you chili chokin' pepper belly!"

by Anthony Stoner March 27, 2008