Chodemaster

The man with the biggest chode in the room

(jack)man jerry has a fuckin chode
(bobby)hes a chodemaster

by Trabren January 18, 2009

Chokeable

A small object that is a choking hazard. Often used in context when talking about babies, toddlers, and children when they get their hands on something that is small enough where they can choke on it.

Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.

by babyfofo October 26, 2017

chokeahontis

During oral sex, a Native American girl that can't hold her sperm. Alternatively any person that sputters while receiving oral ejaculation.

"Gosh, Chumana totally can't give head... she's a total chokeahontis every time!"

by Uncle Stuey the 3rd July 27, 2007

Chodemaster

A term used to describe Bucky Prizant, the master of the 4 greatest friends ever. These friends are officially part of the sacred group called "The Chodes".

-while driving shirtless down the street-
"Are you guys drunk?"
"No, but I am the chodemaster".

by TheChodemaster18 January 24, 2009

Chokelahoma

Name by which collegiate football fans use when referring to the Univershity of Oklahoma. This Big XII, So. Conf., team has repeatedly failed laughably, to attain ANY level of the hype it annually earns going into ANY of their BCS games, courtesy of Coach "Big Game" Bob Stoops.

Fan #1: "We Sooners are ranked #1 again, and as always, BCS bound!"
Fan #2: "Damn, another national audience to "Big Game" Bob's Chokelahoma?!"

Sooner: "HaHa: Texas, we're ranked higher, only the BEST play in the Champs game!"
Longhorn: "OU SUCKS! Utterly bereft of sportsmanship & lacking class, Sooners run-up scores for ranking. Soundly whipping you on a neutral field with class & honor intact, we'll enjoy watching Chokelahoma embarrass themselves once again! Hook'Em Horns!"

by OU5UX February 23, 2009

Chodemaster

one who either has a very large chode, or usually the one in a group of friends who does idiodic things, also one who is picked on the most. see Chode and Douche. one who tries to impress the girls.

1.look at tim flexing his muscles, he is such a chodemaster.
2.Wizards9896 is the biggest chodemaster ive ever played.
3."Hey guys watch this--" "dude your such a chodemaster."

by teh l33t chodemaster December 22, 2008

chokedabitch

Term used in social circles to describe the action of strangulation, usually associated with sexual intercourse.
Word Origin: Slang derived by upper-class citizens stemming from the commonly used words - Choked, a, and bitch

While fucking a girl in the backroom of a strip club, she asked me to choke her, so I put my dickbeaters up by her neck. Then she told me "No, really choke me". So then I chokedabitch.

by thekaji October 7, 2008