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Chocobo

A cute, fluffy bird that is derived from the Final Fantasy series. First appeared in FF2, and has been carried on till today. It can fly and walk around on water varied by the color of the chocobo. They go 'khew' and are mainly used to get around the world map without getting into battles. They come in quite handy when low on HP. THE CUTEST FUCKING BIRD EVER! :D
Cloud got on ze chocobo and didnt get into a battle not once.

When barret got on the chocobo, it died because barret is fat.
by Yanisaurus_rex September 10, 2009
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wark the chocobo

One of the many slang terms for male masturbation.
Jimmy had to wark the chocobo while watching a hot porn movie to relieve himself from the hot girls in it.
by JoeMK October 26, 2005
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Fat Chocobo

"Man, I was riding a Fat Chocobo and the Stewardess nearly caught us. I accidentally depressed the flush button and her ass fat got trapped in the suction hole, it was scary."
by Concerned Bystander August 1, 2006
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Chocobo

An insult that means someone's a giant yellow bellied chicken. Named after the bird from Final Fantasy which is basically a giant yellow chicken,
Scenario 1
3 mates about to see a horror movie
cowardly friend: Guys I changed my mind. I don't wanna see this movie, it looks too scary!
Friend 1: Ah come on man, don't be chicken.
Cowardly friend:I'm not! The man on the poster looks scary! I'm not seeing this!
Friend 2:Mate you're such a chocobo!
Friend 1: Chocobo! Choboco! Is the big chocobo scared of a horror movie?
Cowardly friend: Screw you guys!

Scenario 2
Marty bumps into Biff at a diner
Biff:Hey watch where you're going butthead! Now I'm gonna pound you!
Marty:No thanks Biff I was just leaving.
Biff: What's McFly? You Chocobo?
Marty's face goes bright red and swells up with rage
Marty: NOBODY CALLS ME A CHOCOBO!!!!
by mrperson123 November 2, 2017
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black chocobo

A dumbass who thinks he smokes weed and looses his girlfriend to a guy in a wheelchair.
Did you see Stephen Hawking with his girl?
Yeah man that shit was funny!
by ^_^ November 7, 2004
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Black Chocobo

1) One who has no life and is obsessed by final fantasy characters, even though he does not like the series.

2) Runs a Ragnarok Online Private Server named ChocoDick RO. And sucks at the game.

3) Looses his gurlfriend to a boy in wheel-chair.
A: Hey did you hear about Black Chocobo's new Ragnarok Server?

B: Yeah...It is the worst piece of trash i have ever played.
by TehSwordsMan May 4, 2004
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chocobo

A bird much like an overgrown chicken that is used for transport and racing.
Many different varieties exist in different qualities.
Yellow, Blue, Green, Black, White, and gold chocobos exist, although some require certain breeding.
Great yellow female + good yellow male=blue or green
blue+green=black
black+great yellow=gold
by llama009 December 10, 2003
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