Beto Chavez

1. A character in Chapter 1 of the first of the "Dime!" series of Spanish high school textbooks who acts rather shadily toward a girl in the library.

2. Anyone who says repeatedly, "Me llamo Beto...Beto Chavez."

3. Any sort of sleaze-wad.

"I wish that really pushy guy would leave those poor girls alone and stop being such a Beto Chavez."

by Bejesus May 7, 2003

ChavezzSlovakia

A kingdom of chaos and bs

me:do you watch chavezz?
friend: Chavezzslovakia foreva

by RainbowTheKitsune June 14, 2018

Stinky Chavez

Close cousin to the highly acclaimed and practiced Dirty Sanchez, this maneuver, usually made during doggy style sex, involves putting your finger in your own ass before wiping it across your partner's upper lip, creating an authentic looking mexican moustache. Presumably you would use this technique when your partner's ass is too well cleaned, or it's already full of your cock. Bonus points for getting a whole fast food order out before your partner gets their lip cleaned off.

Did you hear about the Stinky Chavez that Rex gave to Alex? Apparently it was so convincing that Chris tried to hire him to do some landscaping!!!

by Forsaken294349 November 14, 2006

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.

From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

by viva riolu May 31, 2011

Shilly Chivers

A phrase used to describe the cold/ shivering sensation experience when under the influence of marijuana.

"Dude, why are you shivering? The heater is on."
"Oh... Shit dude, I got the Shilly Chivers."

by kayaking November 8, 2010

Chavezed

When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.

“Aw man, this scene is so hot!”
...
*video feed cuts*

“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*

“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”

by Mario Jumpman Stalin February 21, 2021

Chimezie

Chimezie , a hesitant yet charming boy. His sense of humour, and boyish good looks are what makes the girls fall for him. Chimezie never falls in love because he is scared, and cares too much about what others think of him. This is ultimatley what prevents him from being with that special girl. Artsy and unique, yet not strong enough to stand up to people. It's hard to live with him, but even harder to live with out him.

" i fucking hate that i love Chimezie"

by amd564846 January 12, 2013