chiclet dick

A dick that is extremely small in size. Can be shortened to only use chiclet in conversation.

“So, how was last night?”
“Not so great... he had a chiclet dick.”
Or
“Not so great... he had a chiclet.”

by AngeLynn January 25, 2019

Chiclesano

a filler word, can be any part of speech: noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective, etc; the kind of word you use when you don't know what to say back to someone or to confuse the hell out of people; a word that makes you sound like a boss

Them: "Dude I bombed that test"
You: "That's so CHICLESANO"

Them: "Yo are you going to that party tonight?"
You: "Chiclesano"

Them: "Send pics."
You: "No that's chiclesano."

Them: "Hey you got the answer key?"
You: "Chiclesano."

by FazeRayne October 4, 2019

chicketarian

Someone who doesn't eat meat except for Chicken

"Why isn't she eating her burger?"
"Dude, she's a chicketarian"

by trump March 9, 2016

brown chiclets

very hard and tiny (usually "tiny size chiclet" sized; hence the name) cling-ons.

"OMG, I think I have hemorrhoids! Nope, just brown chiclets."

by mr. grumpus pantalones January 6, 2010

sellin' chiclets

The act of quitting your mother fucking job and moving to mexico to sell cheap ass shit to tourists.

I'm going to quit this fucking job and start sellin' chiclets on the beach with my bitch.

by A-to-the-K February 18, 2009

Chiclets bump

When someone has something good happen to them after being talked about on Spittin Chiclets

Did you hear Biz talk about Patty Kane on that episode?

Yeah he had a real Chiclets bump. A hatty later that night.

by PucklineJesus June 20, 2019

Chiclett

A Sophisticated Women With A Mullet... Usually Found Around Any Kind Of Racing event

"Wow You Have An Amazing Chiclett, Let's Party After Work."

by The Destroyer0021 March 26, 2008