mudflap chinstrap

A mudflap chinstrap is armor worn by whores when they give you a blumpkin.

That bitch was freaky. She offered to give me a blumpkin, but since I kinda cared about her I let her put on her mudflap chinstrap just in case there was any splash back.

by meestamo December 23, 2008

CheeseTrapped

Like a mouse trap but involving a male and female. The trap representing child support and the cheese being the vagina, the mouse or male comes and gets trapped with child support fee's.

Did you hear ???? got cheesetrapped? Chick said she was on the pill when she wasnt, he gonna get trapped under them child support bills.

by Mr.CheeseTrapper May 19, 2017

Chinstraps

The facial hair that connects from ur side burns that is lined up all the way around.

Yo,i don't feel like shaving so lets hook up these chinstraps.

by Euroman May 13, 2005

salmonella chinstrap

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.

by J-hem May 24, 2019

chinstrap

According to Murphy from Sealab one could assume that chinstrap means:

1. A jerk
2. A jock
3. An asshole
4. Anyone you do not like
5. or anyone named Marco

::punches guy in the face::
"How do you like me now, chinstrap!?"

by l=f(d) April 25, 2006

chinstrap beard

The cheesy, minimalist Amish beard favored by many current Major League Baseball players. David Ortiz has a chinstrap beard. Can be augmented by a tuft at the chin, giving the appearance that one is wearing a helmet with a chin cup.

Jimmy was so proud because after months of practice, he was finally able to grow and perfect his chinstrap beard.

by Dwayne Hosey July 3, 2008

Chinstrapping

The act of placing your testicles on the chin of your partner, whether during fellatio, receiving a rimjob, or as a simple prank.

Can also be used in the past tense as: Chinstrapped.

1. Jill got chinstrapped at the party last night.
2. I heard Jack likes chinstrapping Gina while she licks his b-hole.

by Mr. Phx February 7, 2013