Cheesestick

A guy with a small penis, about as wide as a cheesestick, thus the name. Also has horrible technique, often described as "*Jab*jab*jab*".

Woman 1: OMG, tell me everything!
Woman 2: He was a total cheesestick. I could barely feel anything except a stabbing feeling.
Woman 1:...You have my deepest sympathies.

by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009

Russian Cheesestick

A sexual position between a male and female where the male puts his penis in the females rectum and masturbates her with a stick of string cheese.

She told me she was hungry while we were having sex, so I gave her a Russian Cheesestick.

by Zipzowkerplow June 29, 2010

cheesetits

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits

caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"

by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006

Cheesestick

Uncommonly Known As A White Person as the snack itself resembles the skin color of, well, a white person.

Person 1: Hey Dude

Person 2: Hey cheesestick

Person 1:Wha- You son of a BIT-

by CubedIce July 24, 2018

Cheesewhiz

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

by mavros April 22, 2006

Cheesehater

A term used to insult people who are mean, and also intolerant of cheese, milk or other dairy products.

"Gosh, Alex is such a cheesehater..."

by Prettyylime April 23, 2010

Californian Cheesestick

The act of placing the penis into a female's waxy-ear, pulling it out, and having her lick and eat the ear wax off of it.

Hey! Your brother came over last night to give me the ol' Californian Cheesestick! All I have to say is that it was delicious!!

by NathanielHugsdongs December 29, 2010