Chewcocka

A very annoying, hairy, homosexual man that loves to suck on dick and make strange moaning sounds while doing so (resembling Chewbacca).

Jon: Man mark is quite the Chewcocka, that hairy bastard nibbled on my dick all night long and the only thing that kept me up was his groaning.

Mark (In Background): Grarf, Grarf

Jon: Listen to that nancy boy he's probably jacking his beanstalk as we speak.

Cam: You guys are disgusting

by aBizzol'rd March 27, 2007

checkowy

The surname of a hot girl. She likes piercings and tattoos and heavy metal, rock and indie music. She stays up all night on web chat with guys that play music and she smokes cigarettes and shows her cats off too. She's perfectly mental and did we mention hot?

I was up all last night on webcam with this absolute Checkowy of a girl!! So hot!

by veylun March 22, 2012

checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

by Candini January 4, 2008

chewcocka

A hairy, homosexual man who loves to suck on dick.

Jon: Man Mark is a major Chewcocka, that hairy bastard chewed on my dick all night

Mark(in the background): Mmmhmmm

Adam: Damn you two are gross

by aBizzol'rd March 25, 2007

checkout tart

Someone who works in a supermarket on the checkout, usually a girl, but can also be used as an insulting term for a male checkout worker. Similar to Scanner Monkey

'Jack got a job at the supermarket, he's such a checkout tart!'

by Temet Nosce December 14, 2006

Chewcocka

Chewbacca's gay brother.

Chewbacca was so ashamed of his gay brother Chewcocka , that he disowned him and cut him off from the millions he made wile playing a prominent role in the Star Wars Saga.

by Stephanovitch January 12, 2009

Checkout Catfished

When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.

"Aww man, that lady just jumped in with a whole other cart"
" Checkout Catfished ..."
"Yup"

by bobbyoldschool August 27, 2013