"Dude, John just chatbombed again!"
"What?"
"He added 400 people to our chat...Now they're just putting porn everywhere!"
"What?"
"He added 400 people to our chat...Now they're just putting porn everywhere!"
by gletscherchan June 24, 2016
Get the Chatbomb mug.A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.
I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.
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A sudden attack made from a concealed position against an innocent member of an online community. One is intending only a brief engagement on a social networking site or email provider, e.g. Facebook or Gmail, and one is subsequently accosted by a person of unsavory or over enthusiastic disposition via chat. The resulting conversation is neither desired nor succinct, and one cannot escape for fear of denying the chatbandit's vital need for social affirmation. Ultimately ones responses are reduced to mere letters or sounds.
chatbandit: one who chatbushes.
chatbandit: one who chatbushes.
respectibleindividual@aol.com is merely passing through the social network
lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: HI! so today i had like the best thing of popcorn at the movies.
respectibleindividual@aol.com: oh, that is quite exciting, i was just about to
lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: it was so buttery it got all on my hands! has that ever hapened to you?
respectibleindividual@aol.com: mm hmm
lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: (further unnecessary information)
respectibleindividual@aol.com: k
later:
respectibleindividual@aol.com: god i got brutally chatbushed by that chatbandit. i expected to be on there for a few minutes, he had me by the short ones for like an hour. my responses were reduced to mere onomatopoeia!
lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: HI! so today i had like the best thing of popcorn at the movies.
respectibleindividual@aol.com: oh, that is quite exciting, i was just about to
lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: it was so buttery it got all on my hands! has that ever hapened to you?
respectibleindividual@aol.com: mm hmm
lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: (further unnecessary information)
respectibleindividual@aol.com: k
later:
respectibleindividual@aol.com: god i got brutally chatbushed by that chatbandit. i expected to be on there for a few minutes, he had me by the short ones for like an hour. my responses were reduced to mere onomatopoeia!
by ramuska October 2, 2009
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Get the Chatbomb mug.A girls name who is so strong and so beautiful so elegant and will never give up on her . Someone who can love unconditionally and will always be honest to his partner and will get everything that she wants . Her partner will be so lucky to have her . Chathumi will be rare and unique forever .
by Love-God infinity November 24, 2023
Get the chathumi mug.Chathumika is a term used by the Ancient Sinhalese (People Native to the Island of Sri Lanka, also Ceylon or Ceylan) to represent an all Powerful person that was used to symbolize the brining of Love, Prosperity, Military Supremacy.
People with ‘ Chathumika’ in their name is known to be naturally dominant, good at and destined for a leadership role.
People with ‘ Chathumika’ in their name is known to be naturally dominant, good at and destined for a leadership role.
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