charmeleoning

When one sets his cock on fire and forces it into a pussy filled with gasoline and says, "fuck these masterballs"

Oh that bitch is great at charmeleoning. My dick still hurts but totally worth it

by Kumzard January 5, 2015

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

by theinstigator September 16, 2016

charmel

A unique name for a girl. Charmels are usually horny and fun. They are quiet at first but when night comes she gets wild. She can be down to earth and simple but can also be wild and annoying.

Charmel is so fun. I want to be her friend.

by Some Asian Gorl October 26, 2020

dick charmer

a girl who leads you on and gets you hot and then backs off and don't give you none.

Don't be getting all excited about the dick charmer flirting on you because that girl is just a tease.

by Chris " bitch booty licken" Parker April 22, 2006

Charmed Life

An enchanted living, full of success, esp. popularity. Everyone loves you!

Malachi was living the charmed life until he lost it all on that bet he took.

by Mdove February 23, 2009

Charmer

a real sauve guy who knows how to talk to and get the ladies. sometimes known as a smooth pimped out player from the streets who knows how to get his.

Guy #1: Hey you know Charmer from the Revolution?
Guy #2: Yeah, dude how'd he get that name?
Guy #1: Mostly cuz he can get any girl he wants.

by Kyron T. September 5, 2008

snake charmer

(n) A man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis

I've been licking dicks for over a decade now, I'm a snake charmer.

by J-Ru September 15, 2003